So this is what I have decided to call this series of amusing names that aren't names but should be!
Next up (as submitted for approval by my friend Cooper)
"Squigie le Greens"
As in the guy who removes water from a putting surface....nice.
Others in the back log (and I will allow you to make up your own origin/inspiration story) include:
Aricey Sink
Cubby Woase
Feel free to submit your own!